“Things I Hate The Most”
Pwengbee.com, February 23, 2008

*I came across an article from a school paper four years ago and after reading it, I was glad someone came up with this topic. I tore the page out and kept it. I think this is a school paper from Iloilo Doctor’s College.

“Every one of us has his own hate list. No offense dudes, I don’t have anything in mind but this. I don’t have a choice but to publish this article. I know you don’t care what my ass has to say, but anyway, here it is…

HIP HOPPING MALLRATS
If you think gurrls would swarm all over your loose jerseys, non-sensible wrist bands and “bandanas”, and floor-sweeping jeans, well I am very sorry to tell you that ain’t gonna get one. Try again, dudes… Rocker’s Rule!

MY SUGGESTION: Better stay at home”
*and bling-blings!

“TEENAGE TAGLISH
“A friend of mine wanted to kain(eat) this slimy-thing, eeeeww! It’s so nakakadiri(yucky)!”

I firmly believe that those who couldn’t speak well without mixing English and Tagalog are better with their mouth shout.

MY SUGGESTION: Retake English 101

REVIVALS
Aren’t artists capable of creating their own songs? Or do they just use other artists’ songs to lift their popularity? Where’s the talent here? You reviving freaks are good for nothing.

MY SUGGESTION: Sing where you belong – at the BATHROOM

COFFEE HAUS PENSIONADOS
This one is not for those people who really like coffee. This is just for the “pensionados(pensioners) or the “paugat(killing time)” in the coffee shops. Instead of spending their money for food, these individuals would rather have the expensive coffee. It’s worth the price especially if many people will see them inside some cool coffee shops. For them, a cup of coffee is equivalent to an eternity of public exposure. What a bragging display of coolness, “wealthiness”, and sheer stupidity! (more…)