“Things I Hate The Most”
Pwengbee.com, February 23, 2008

*I came across an article from a school paper four years ago and after reading it, I was glad someone came up with this topic. I tore the page out and kept it. I think this is a school paper from Iloilo Doctor’s College.

“Every one of us has his own hate list. No offense dudes, I don’t have anything in mind but this. I don’t have a choice but to publish this article. I know you don’t care what my ass has to say, but anyway, here it is…

HIP HOPPING MALLRATS
If you think gurrls would swarm all over your loose jerseys, non-sensible wrist bands and “bandanas”, and floor-sweeping jeans, well I am very sorry to tell you that ain’t gonna get one. Try again, dudes… Rocker’s Rule!

MY SUGGESTION: Better stay at home”
*and bling-blings!

“TEENAGE TAGLISH
“A friend of mine wanted to kain(eat) this slimy-thing, eeeeww! It’s so nakakadiri(yucky)!”

I firmly believe that those who couldn’t speak well without mixing English and Tagalog are better with their mouth shout.

MY SUGGESTION: Retake English 101

REVIVALS
Aren’t artists capable of creating their own songs? Or do they just use other artists’ songs to lift their popularity? Where’s the talent here? You reviving freaks are good for nothing.

MY SUGGESTION: Sing where you belong – at the BATHROOM

COFFEE HAUS PENSIONADOS
This one is not for those people who really like coffee. This is just for the “pensionados(pensioners) or the “paugat(killing time)” in the coffee shops. Instead of spending their money for food, these individuals would rather have the expensive coffee. It’s worth the price especially if many people will see them inside some cool coffee shops. For them, a cup of coffee is equivalent to an eternity of public exposure. What a bragging display of coolness, “wealthiness”, and sheer stupidity!

MY SUGGESTION: Coffee is cheaper at home

MALLING WALKMEN
My blood pressure elevates whenever I see people wearing headphones in the mall. I mean, if they really wanna listen to their CD’s, they don’t have to go to the mall. And worst, some don’t actually listen to music; they consider headphones as integral parts of their cool get-ups. Tell you dudes… it’s so 70’s.

MY SUGGESTION: Listen to Asin

MADE-UPS
Made-up is my term for some girls who wear too much make-up. They are completely made up of colorful cosmetics to cover their pathetic face.

MY SUGGESTION: Plastic surgery is better

SMOKING WANNABEES
If you smoke for masculinity sake, please don’t smoke at all.

MY SUGGESTION: Eat bugs (they’re cooler)

CHAIN DAWGS
I don’t see any point why some teenagers use huge chains as necklaces or ornaments in their pockets. Those kind of chains are for dogs for godsakes… aren’t you man’s best friend???

MY SUGGESTION: Let someone hold one end of the chain while walking (It’s a perfect picture)”

*Thank to you Mr. Beejay T .Wong, whoever you are. I really appreciated what you’ve written. I would also like to add some of my hate list here. For the readers, you can also add some to this list if you want. Feel free to repost this (Of course you have to include links to this post and inform me if you have done so that I can update this post. Thank you.)

GROWN-UPS
Grown-ups never get a teenager’s point, never consider point of views and they always rule! Can’t you get it? Let us do what we want. When you were at our age, your world isn’t like your world. I am glad there are others who still gets it.

MY SUGGESTION: Watch Girls Gone Wild or Woodstuck

TRYING HARD FASHIONISTAS
Why are you trying so hard wearing that skinny jeans/tight pants, slippers/thongs/flats, Chucks/Vans imitations, hooded jackets from the flea market, knee-high socks, wide/studded belts, etc. if doesn’t even look good on you?!? Duh! Simplicity is beauty my dear. Whenever I go to the mall, I see everyone wearing same the outfit. Look at the Koreans; they have their own sense of style.

MY SUGGESTION: Shave your head like Britney Spears

LOVERS-IN-ACTION
I hate lovers that are having a public display of affection. Yup, you love each other but it sucks to see you hug and kiss in public, ulkkk! I nearly puked! Even when the day is so hot but they still manage to hug so tight. It is so disgusting.

MY SUGGESTION: Watch a movie and look for a seat where no one can see the action

DOTA QUITTERS
I am addicted to DOTA and whenever I play, there are always players that quit during the game. They quit because they always die or they made a wrong choice of hero. Why play in the first place if you’ll just quit after?

MY SUGGESTION: Play DOTA the a.i version

POSERS
We call bystanders “posers”. They pose at fast food joints, sidewalks and parks. They just sit there doing noting, waiting to be noticed. Some of them are bikers or skaters trying to show off there skills even if they suck.

MY SUGGESTION: Make a video and post it at YouTube like TonTon and Benjo

*and more lists to come!!!